fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

foodchewer:

how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit


hotboysofficial:

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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