du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

"If you’re lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places." - Ezra Koenig (via fromsimplemeans)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug)

humorstop:

Shit is about to go down
literally
"If you know yourself, you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you." - Arab proverb (via shesinacoma)

(Source: daughterofzami)




pinkmanesque:

if we ever meet aliens the first thing i’m showing them is breaking bad

"Shit, why did I say that?" - Me after talking. (via funeral—girl)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees


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